medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
(via sashayed)
Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together, defeating misogyny and laughing along the way
If I ever buy the rights to Doctor Who after Moffat becomes irrelevant, this is totally gonna happen.
PLEASE
(via racketstory)
FINALLY DRAGGED MY FRIENDS TO SEE THIS MOVIE. I WAS TORN BETWEEN HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND SADFACES THE WHOLE TIME. AND EVERYTIME RHODEY WAS ONSCREEN I DID A SORT OF SATISFIED GRUNTING SOUND WHENEVER HE WAS COMPETENT AND TOOK NO SHIT, WHICH WAS ALL OF THE TIMES. AND THEN WHEN PEPPER DID A THING I ACTUALLY YELLED “YESSSSS” AND I THINK EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF ME.
(via ashleyjanett)
I have a problem. I thought it was bad when One Direction was being all angel-faced and underage, but this 17-YEAR-OLD is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, and I belong in Space Jail.
anonymous asked: I think Ann Coulter has stupid hair. And ideas. But also hair.
Yeah, but mainly, let’s stop judging women, even evil, horrible, 100% asshole racists like Ann Coulter, in terms of their looks.
YEP
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
So you just reblogged it thinking it was a statement about whiteboards being rad
(via racketstory)
HERRRRRRRRRRRRR NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS DAENERYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Trust me, you need this Korean promo in your life.
SERIOUSLY, THIS KOREAN PROMO FOR HANNIBAL IS INCREDIBLE. WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
Oh god, I opened the link and saw the lettering on the tab and was instantly afraid, because that Korean scare comic has embedded itself in my subconscious.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
O NO
Did you hear about the guy that entered the national pun competition? He really wanted the trophy, so he sent in his ten best puns, hoping that one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Rewatching the Hunger Games, and I think that this exchange is one of the best demonstrations of privilege I’ve seen in fiction:
Haymitch Abernathy: (About Careers) They train in a special academy until they’re eighteen then they volunteer, by that point, they’re pretty lethal.
Effie Trinket: But they don’t receive any special treatment. In fact, they stay in the exact same apartment as you do. And I don’t think they let them have dessert, and you can.
Just, she equates “dessert” with “18 years of specialized training”
